old testment....ways to get a wife


	old testment....ways to get a wife

zadoz

4-24-2008 5:11 AM

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zadoz says:

or the modern way ...go to the pub

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4-24-2008 6:51 AM

brazilnut72

Number five on the list is my personal favorite:

"Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. - Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)"

4-24-2008 2:27 PM

carrerinyes

4-25-2008 5:22 AM

abailart

Tried all these but still single.

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