The Periodic Table of Condiments


	The Periodic Table of Condiments
Lexica
11-23-2008 5:49 PM
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funny, science, cooking, condiments
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Or, Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad.
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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><H1 align="center">Table of Condiments<BR />That Periodically Go Bad</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>1<BR />My<BR /><FONT size="-3">Mayonnaise<BR /><FONT size="-3">3 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>2<BR />S<BR /><FONT size="-3">Salt<BR /><FONT size="-3">N/A</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>3<BR />H<BR /><FONT size="-3">Hollandaise<BR /><FONT size="-3">1 day</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>4<BR />B<BR /><FONT size="-3">Butter<BR /><FONT size="-3">1.5 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>5<BR />Mw<BR /><FONT size="-3">Miracle Whip<BR /><FONT size="-3">3 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>6<BR />Hu<BR /><FONT size="-3">Hummus<BR /><FONT size="-3">1 week</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>7<BR />Od<BR /><FONT size="-3">Onion Dip<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 weeks</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>8<BR />Tt<BR /><FONT size="-3">Tartar Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">3 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>9<BR />V<BR /><FONT size="-3">Vinegar<BR /><FONT size="-3">3-5 years</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>10<BR />M<BR /><FONT size="-3">Mustard<BR /><FONT size="-3">6-8 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>11<BR />K<BR /><FONT size="-3">Ketsup<BR /><FONT size="-3">5 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>12<BR />P<BR /><FONT size="-3">Pepper<BR /><FONT size="-3">4 years</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>13<BR />Be<BR /><FONT size="-3">Bernaise<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 days</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>14<BR />Ga<BR /><FONT size="-3">Garlic Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">1 day</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>15<BR />Cc<BR /><FONT size="-3">Cream Cheese<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 weeks</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>16<BR />Ti<BR /><FONT size="-3">Tahini Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">1 month</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>17<BR />Bl<BR /><FONT size="-3">Bleu Cheese<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>18<BR />R<BR /><FONT size="-3">Ranch<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>19<BR />Pb<BR /><FONT size="-3">Peanut Butter<BR /><FONT size="-3">4 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>20<BR />Lx<BR /><FONT size="-3">Lox<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 weeks</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>21<BR />Pi<BR /><FONT size="-3">Pickles<BR /><FONT size="-3">6 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>22<BR />Po<BR /><FONT size="-3">Pearl Onion<BR /><FONT size="-3">8 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>23<BR />Cr<BR /><FONT size="-3">Croutons<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>24<BR />Cs<BR /><FONT size="-3">Cocktail Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">6-8 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>25<BR />Fi<BR /><FONT size="-3">Fish Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">5 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>26<BR />Ym<BR /><FONT size="-3">Yellow Mustard<BR /><FONT size="-3">6-8 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>27<BR />Ci<BR /><FONT size="-3">Chili Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">6-8 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>28<BR />Sg<BR /><FONT size="-3">Sugar<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 years</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>29<BR />Gc<BR /><FONT size="-3">Guacamole<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 days</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>30<BR />Ws<BR /><FONT size="-3">White Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 days</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><CENTER>31<BR />Sc<BR /><FONT size="-3">Sour Cream<BR /><FONT size="-3">3 weeks</FONT></FONT></CENTER></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>32<BR />Th<BR /><FONT size="-3">Special Sauce<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>32A<BR />Th<BR /><FONT size="-3">1,000 Island<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>33<BR />Ma<BR /><FONT size="-3">Marmalade<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>34<BR />V<BR /><FONT size="-3">Vegemite<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>35<BR />Sy<BR /><FONT size="-3">Syrup<BR /><FONT size="-3">8 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>36<BR />Re<BR /><FONT size="-3">Relish<BR /><FONT size="-3">6 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>37<BR />Go<BR /><FONT size="-3">Green Olive<BR /><FONT size="-3">9 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>38<BR />Ln<BR /><FONT size="-3">Lemon<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"><CENTER>39<BR />Gs<BR /><FONT size="-3">Green Salsa<BR /><FONT size="-3">2 months</FONT></FONT></CENTER></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/210F2D11-C153-45A9-963C-E7B191B06306/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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