Looks like me at the grocery store

I despise shopping carts

LOL

Hehe They are quiet heavy, and I keep bumping into things and occasionally the innocent bystander

Looks like you?? You really should wear a bra, Alan.

May I suggest a full body wax too? Hahahaha!!

my boobs aren't that droopy

new hairs seem to spring from out of nowhere the older I get though

lol both for clip and comments

LOL, Alan, that looks like my daughter at the grocery store. She treats the produce section like a salad bar.

(she isn't that hairy either.)

He's all I need!

Hands off, he's mine. I saw him before you did, Carrerinyes! That's the chimp of my dreams.

Second thoughts: Oy, is it a 'him' or a 'her' or is he just sporting man-boobs?

It's the Cadbury gorilla gone vegetarian!

you guys are a riot!

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx

You really should wear a bra, Alan.

And also should have worn one in the years yore to prevent such saggage.