"We are taking the signs down as quickly as possible and if anyone spots one of the illegal signs we ask them to please contact the city council so they can be removed."

The notice reads: "In an attempt to reduce late night public nuisance, during the holiday period, Nottingham City Council has designated several public urination areas across the city.

"This urination area will be cleaned daily between the hours of 5am and 6am."

Don't you hate it that females in dresses/skirts can squat down and with a little adjustment can pee for Ireland without a thought for man or beast.

Whereas, us poor males must put our equipment on display when its not even looking in best condition in the chilly air. And then, it sprays in a three foot arc. There's no justice for the weaker sex. None.