<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/ae650fa8-dccc-474c-9f4a-87a5dcb5ed35/1ED3921E-96E2-4AF7-941F-E3C740B0B8CB/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx" href="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx" style="font-size: 11px;">www.disaboom.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.disaboom.com/img/2C7C8B27-068E-4282-9C6D-7812068C1211" alt="Disaboom.com Connecting the millions touched by disability" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx"><DIV class="ProfileHeader"> <DIV class="Avatar"> <IMG alt="Nebby" src="http://www.disaboom.com/users/avatar.aspx?userid=31791&lastmodified=633627149984544109" title="Nebby" /> </DIV> <DIV class="UserInfo"> <DIV> <LABEL>Name:</LABEL> Nebby</DIV> <DIV> <LABEL>Location:</LABEL> Colorado</DIV> <DIV> <LABEL>Sex:</LABEL> Female</DIV> <DIV> <LABEL>Status:</LABEL> Single</DIV> </DIV> </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx"><H1 class="Title">The Skydiver and the Stranger</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx"><P>A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. When the time came, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx"><P>He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx"><P>Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/hopefulnebula/archive/2009/04/28/the-skydiver-and-the-stranger.aspx"><P>The other guy yelled back, "No! 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