Know Anything About Skydiving?


	Know Anything About Skydiving?

paisleyraven

7-4-2009 7:44 PM

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humor, joke, skydiving, emergency, panic, free fall, explosion, gas stove, funny, parachute failure

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7-4-2009 11:39 PM

mcsmithblack

Silly, silly, silly. But good!

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