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	Star Wars Sex

righthand

5-2-2008 9:15 AM

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5-2-2008 9:54 AM

Loganzweb

Surely the day of the Jedi should be May the 4th?

5-2-2008 2:33 PM

bignosemousie

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

LOL!

5-2-2008 7:20 PM

kkcapricorn

I will never be able to watch Star Wars without thinking of this clip and bursting into laughter.
Thanks righthand, for spicing up my viewing experience.

5-3-2008 7:22 AM

birdie-brain

hey, next time you read Harry Potter... replace "wand" with "wang"

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