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	Obscure light-bulb jokes

ontoforever

5-1-2007 2:27 AM

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ontoforever says:

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Q: How many postmodernists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: In a Derridaist reading, wherein light is a social construct, there is a dialectic between Darkness as a reality and reality as a mode.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fish.

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