Actual slide from an actual US Navy presentation on why recruitment rates are at record lows amongst the youngest generation and how deciphering their mysterious alien language could help.

im in ur navy, draftin ur kidz!

And because the kids are such "coddled," "narcissistic praise junkies," they'll be beyond tough to bring into the military.

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Thanks for the reality check. This is really offensive.
Most recent research about this teen age group is indicating that they have great respect for authority....seemingly misplaced I think.

Yeeeaaaa. Because up till now, masses of middle and upper class kids joined. It isn't like the main recruiting base's living standard suddenly soared, and now they are all cuddled and protected from the harsh realities of life...