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	British Humour

thisnamecantbetaken

11-7-2008 5:52 AM

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11-7-2008 9:23 AM

ratilfar

11-7-2008 1:20 PM

aklimento

He has no excuse...

11-7-2008 1:49 PM

tanyamm

LOL

11-7-2008 2:32 PM

carrerinyes

11-7-2008 6:28 PM

tuff-franks

Yes HE WAS RIGHT

11-8-2008 5:41 AM

Lifestar

Hilarious!!

11-9-2008 3:13 AM

Brimstone

Nice joke

11-9-2008 3:46 AM

chedare

@thisnamecantbetaken amongst all the news statistics gloomy finance you are a breath of fresh air,, great to have a laugh,,thanks te he he.

11-9-2008 9:59 AM

ofcapri

Soooo funny.

11-9-2008 2:45 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

That was kind of you to say, chedare, thank you so much. .

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