The scoop on tattoos


	The scoop on tattoos

willhelm

7-25-2009 7:21 PM

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7-26-2009 3:25 AM

lollipop10

funny site!

7-28-2009 8:50 PM

Antara

hilarious!

( I am tattoo free at time of writing, lol)

7-28-2009 10:20 PM

lollipop10

well make sure you get em around the ankles if you do!

7-28-2009 10:44 PM

willhelm

( I am tattoo free at time of writing, lol)

Me too.

7-28-2009 10:52 PM

Antara

well make sure you get em around the ankles if you do!

lolol.....yes sir, I turn 39 in 3 days so that is some sound advice

7-29-2009 12:11 AM

bignosemousie

I won't be around in 3 days, so happy birthday a little early, Antara. Hope it's a good one.

7-29-2009 12:57 AM

Antara

Thanks Ms B, hope yer off somewhere fun

7-29-2009 1:31 PM

lollipop10

@Antara, ummm, that's ma'am to you, lol!
and Happy Birthday, tomorrow?

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