Wow... It must be very interesting to be a cop.

That's some pretty good ones.

In my hometown paper I once read about police responding to a mysterious blue light.

skwirl - what was the blue light? (or am i missing a really obvious point here???)

They never said but I believe the cop cars have blue lights if you get my drift...

I liked the kitten with "rectal problems" best.

I thought you might have meant "Attention K-Mart shoppers...."