Presidential Candidates - Dungeons/Dragons


	Presidential Candidates - Dungeons/Dragons
Kelika
3-16-2008 7:25 PM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/a0806b74-81b3-4525-82a8-8fd1bd7580a9/19281183-AAD7-4501-B3F6-B463B5E2908E/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210" href="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210" style="font-size: 11px;">blogs.techrepublic.com.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><H1><A title="Permanent Link: Presidential candidates as Dungeons and Dragons characters" rel="bookmark" href="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210" linkindex="25" set="yes">Presidential candidates as Dungeons and Dragons characters</A></H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><U><EM><FONT color="#ff0000"><STRONG>John McCain</STRONG></FONT></EM></U> (<EM>Demon Prince of Republicans.</EM>) (<EM>Lesser God.</EM>)</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><STRONG>DAMAGE/ATTACK:</STRONG> <EM>Invades Iran. Takes 100d20 casualties in first strike while inflicting 20 x 100d20 civilian casualties. Followed by war of attrition, economic collapse, recrimination.</EM></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><STRONG>ALIGNMENT:</STRONG> <EM>Chaotic evil if under control of</EM> Cheney<EM>; otherwise Chaotic neutral.</EM></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><EM><U><FONT color="#ff0000"><STRONG>Hilary Clinton</STRONG></FONT></U></EM> (<EM>Demon Queen of Pork Belly Futures.</EM>) (<EM>Lesser Goddess.</EM>)</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><STRONG>SPECIAL ATTACKS:</STRONG> <EM>If sustaining damage, 33% chance per round of invoking Bill Clinton to fight alongside her. See also</EM> Big Dog.)</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><STRONG>ALIGNMENT:</STRONG> <EM>Lawful Neutral</EM> (<EM>Will steal anything that’s not nailed down, especially if she can construe it as lawful appropriation. Depending on the meaning of the word “it”</EM>.)</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><EM><U><FONT color="#ff0000"><STRONG>Barack Obama</STRONG></FONT></U></EM> (<EM>Demon Prince of Upsetting Applecarts.</EM>) (<EM>Lesser God.</EM>)</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210"><STRONG>DAMAGE/ATTACK:</STRONG> <EM>Makes his opponents look foolish: -1 Charisma per round engaged in <S>combat</S> polite debate</EM></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1210">ou’ll have the luxury of knowing you’ve been eaten by the <EM>right</EM> lizard god</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/19281183-AAD7-4501-B3F6-B463B5E2908E/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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