Liz Taylor in stable condition following emergency rhinestonectomy


	Liz Taylor in stable condition following emergency rhinestonectomy

masbury

10-11-2009 10:29 PM

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"Fortunately, we were able to remove the immense, glittering mass without doing any damage to Miss Taylor's beautiful hair,"

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