The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like a Man


	The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like a Man

swampfoxz

6-8-2008 12:45 PM

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drinking like a man

swampfoxz says:

Much like the Bible, there are many more minor rules to the world of drinking, but these are the Big 10, the ones that in a general sense should guide you throughout your journey through this magical world of booze and keep you from temptation and harm. It’s a cold and frightening world out there, but by following these simple rules you definitely have a better chance of emerging unscathed.

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