I ain't choppin' his balls off!


	I ain't choppin' his balls off!

pcmkrfn

9-19-2008 12:55 PM

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9-20-2008 2:30 AM

tanyamm

There are some pretty funny ones there.

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		<P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “Animal hospital, how can I help you?”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “Yeah, you got any prostitute dogs?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “… what, sir?”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “Prostitute dogs, do you have them there?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “I am not quite sure I understand what you are asking me.”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “My dog wont stop humping my leg. Do you have any dogs that are prostitutes that he could hump?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “Sir, those don’t exist.”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “How do I get him to stop humping me, then?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “You could get him neutered. That sometimes helps.”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “F*** NO! I ain’t choppin’ his balls off!”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “I am sorry, I can’t help you.”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “That’s bull***t. I am going to find me a prostitute dog somewhere else!” <EM>*click*</EM></p> </DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/177949C9-F96C-4CEA-B2C9-D19A4B630BD6/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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