"Freedom fries." How hollow that sounds.

The time is 7:15. You are under arrest for breach of the Bacon & Cheese Burger Patriot Act. You have the duty to remain silent (and hungry). Anything you say, can and will be tortured out of you. You do not have the right to an attorney. None will be afforded to you. Now lay down those onion rings and put your greasy hands behind your back!!

to direct the Department to monitor the food establishments for compliance with the provisions of this act; and for related purposes.

What related purposes?

What's twisted is that there are some restaurants that have sit down area and delivery service, so fat people wouldn't be able to sit inside, but they could order for private delivery. Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? Government nannies rarely think this sort of thing out to its logical conclusion.

"Don't Taz Me Burger King!"

I'd rather be guilty of a fat ass than a narrow little mind !

I'd rather be guilty of a fat ass than a narrow little mind !

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Lots of fast food joints in MS will go broke without the herd!

Lots of people will starve without the fast food joints.

I seen the same thing in the sixtys; black on one side whites on the other, if you are overweight only salad bar, if thin, burger and steak bar. Just another form of Mississippi bigotry.

I could swear I already commented on this.

UPDATE: Bush White House plans analysis of corporate restaurants' databases; terror plots suspected; Supreme Court holds "freedom of speech does not include freedom of food," declines to intervene.
2ND UPDATE: Bush White House announces invasion of Iran; "There is no doubt that Iran is contributing to the deaths of American civilians through restaurant fat terrorism," says Cheney from intensive care. Adds Sec. Rice: "We can't wait until the smoking gun is a giant mushroom."