Crack Cocaine found on Air Force One


	Crack Cocaine found on Air Force One

kkcapricorn

1-12-2008 4:25 PM

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kkcapricorn says:

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Unconfirmed Sources
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1-12-2008 4:59 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

I am not going to (once again) admit I believed the title at first glance.

1-12-2008 6:57 PM

Socratoad

1-12-2008 9:23 PM

mickfinn

I think 'unconfirmedsources' needs a proof reader . . .

a 'vile' of crack cocaine ? ?

1-12-2008 10:21 PM

skwirlinator

LOL!!!!

1-12-2008 10:21 PM

skwirlinator

Sure explains a lot

1-13-2008 7:38 AM

john corney

oops, just look for the one with fully dilated pupils and hyperactive, shouln't be hard within the confines of the aircraft. Not many places to run off the false energy

1-13-2008 7:41 AM

skwirlinator

Boing, Boing, Boing
HE'S BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS, I TELL YA!

1-13-2008 8:09 AM

michellezm

I am not going to (once again) admit I believed the title at first glance

I am!

1-13-2008 12:31 PM

righthand

What are the symptoms of a crack head? Seriously.

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