Convicted rapist, Wesley Fenton, is cheered by McCain's new tougher stand on abortion. Speaking from his high security prison cell Fenton explained that he was shocked and saddened when the child he conceived, while rapping a 12 year old girl, was aborted in 1997. "It was a terrible moment for me." said Fenton

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Dang,
How can McCain know what's best for my vagina when I don't even have that figured out yet?

But you keep trying, don't ya debby?

If this is the way our president think god help America.