US drones sting Bin Laden


	US drones sting Bin Laden

cakebelly

8-8-2009 3:08 PM

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cakebelly says:

more: America's Bee Heroes: Mission Timeline

Wednesday

00:20: Special Bee Unit 2319 departs the Hidalgo Special Forces Apiary, and flies 13,000 km to the 51st AIG outside Kabul, Afghanistan. Drones are accompanied by two KC-45 tanker aircraft, filled with honey, for in-air refueling.

23:45: The bee unit touches down on the ultraviolet-coated runway of 51st AIG. Bees are escorted by armored personnel carrier to hive 51, classified operations area, for prep.

Thursday

02:50: The drones are "unmanned" - military terminology for the surgical removal of their tiny bee gonads. The sex organs are replaced by sharp stingers, normally absent on male bees. The operation is carried out on by surgeons disguised as Osama Bin Laden. Bees are filled with frustration and anger at the loss of their male beehood, which will cause them to attack when they encounter the real Bin Laden.

03:55: Bees are removed from surgery and placed in small wax cells for recovery.

14:30: Drones are ta

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8-8-2009 3:10 PM

cakebelly

more: 14:30: Drones are taken to departure zone Delta-One, a large daisy. CIA intelligence experts perform a "wiggle dance", giving the bees instructions on distance and direction to target. The bees depart.

18:02: Bee squadron arrives at Bin Laden's Afghanistan base. Their final approach is guided by smell. Although military experts cannot comment on details, analysts speculate that a honey sandwich may have been previously smuggled into Bin Laden's secret base.

18:11: Drones enter Bin Laden's private quarters and acquire target. They immediately attack. A bee successfully stings Bin Laden on the left cheek, an inch below the eye. Four more attacks fail, resulting in the deaths of the bee...

8-8-2009 4:06 PM

clip-on-tie

Our bees go through rigorous training. If I might say so, they are quite bad-ass and I wouldn't wish them on anyone (other than Bin Laden obviously).

8-8-2009 5:38 PM

David Hughes

Are you guys serious!? On browsing the source, I wonder who's the "genius" behind it? Find it rather stoopid!

8-8-2009 5:47 PM

clip-on-tie

It's a joke.....

8-8-2009 10:08 PM

JackieDel

8-8-2009 11:32 PM

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