a satire from th e blog " el salvador, or something of the sort.". i have used an automatic translation for a few fun lines:

6) the debt (bonds) that I am leaving to the country is not external, is eternal. Signed, Tony (president of the country)

7) the floods do not take place because the rivers grow, but because the country sinks.

8) Some are born with luck, others in El Salvador.

11) This government is like a bikini, nobody knows how he maintains himself but all want that it falls.