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The Wit and Wisdom of Homer Simpson...
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4-28-2008 12:24 PM
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Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do? <FONT size="1">Submitted by Russell C.</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/homer-simpson.htm"><P>I just wish once someone would call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." <FONT size="1">Submitted by Russell C.</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/homer-simpson.htm"><P>I wish God were alive to see this. <FONT size="1">Submitted by Amy S.</FONT> </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/homer-simpson.htm"><P>If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty? <FONT size="1">Submitted by Deb A.</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/homer-simpson.htm"><P>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. 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One to lie and one to listen.</FONT> </B><IMG width="150" height="21" alt="quote-right.gif (155 bytes)" src="http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/../images/quote-right.gif" /></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/homer-simpson.htm"><P><FONT size="3">Internet. They have that on computers now?</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/homer-simpson.htm"><P>Assaulting your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by while you feed a hungry dog. <FONT size="1">Submitted by Rachel</FONT></P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/1443E425-A5BB-491E-9BBA-799CB0B87291/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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4-28-2008
1:22 PM
bignosemousie
I just wish once someone would call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."
LOL. These are great.
4-28-2008
2:52 PM
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