The FreeBSD Daemon --- Too Funny


	The FreeBSD Daemon --- Too Funny

rmowery

10-24-2006 4:54 PM

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entertainment, funny, texas, unix

rmowery says:

She should have told them that GW Bush uses them and seen the response.

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