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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/img/3BE3C885-0AD2-4223-B884-0B48B48E0BB1" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><P align="center"><B><SPAN lang="EN-AU">A</SPAN></B><B><SPAN lang="EN-AU"> </SPAN></B><B><SPAN lang="EN-AU">chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.</SPAN></B><B><SPAN lang="EN-AU"> </SPAN></B>  </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><SPAN lang="EN-AU">The woman perked up and said, 'How about that?  I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><SPAN>'What a coincidence' the farmer said.  'This is a special day for me.  I am celebrating.'</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/img/8B05A226-1F1E-4444-AC68-2CE89B544595" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><SPAN>'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; 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border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><SPAN>'What a coincidence!' said the man.  'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/img/B8984046-CF69-483E-8031-D9FE164A0C6E" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; 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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><SPAN>'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><SPAN>'I used a different cock,' he replied.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://sn121w.snt121.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&n=822710223"><SPAN>The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said,</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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