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Incompetence...sheer incompetence, or worse..... growing by 200,000 names a year since 2004 But seriously, it would seem that 1.) the list is growing unmanagably large and 2.) the criteria used for adding names to the list needs to be refined. Maybe they'll just wall off NewYork City into a maximum security prison and dump em all in there. We gotta stop those people from breeding!!!OMG, for sure baby, before they overload the WalMart express checkout lane by writing a check! Hey! Are YOU on the list? You saw the sequel? That didn't work so well. How many from Clipmarks? Can we take a dump of it in CSV format or something, to check? OMG, let me know how many from CM are on it someone! Points to self. You know what's funny, I'm an American, and I am on that list! I have lots of fun in the airport! So is Cat Stevens. I think they are just gathering emails for a viagra spam campaign. *LOL* swampy; I'm glad you are in my clipper list You know, now that you mention it, I have been getting a lot more spam lately! Coincidence? Or... CONSPIRACY! Their call center is probably in Deigo Garcia, you got a glimpse of it in the last Simpson movie If there are that many people on the list and growing every year, maybe we should get new border guys or something. These guys are coming in at the rate of 1/4 million a year and nobody said "hey, wait a minute Mr., can I see some I D?" Actually, they do ask for ID, but they still let all of us into the country. Here's how it works: I'm on the watch list, so when I go into the airport they ask for my ID and then a big red light starts flashing on their screen. The man or woman behind the counter looks at me nervously and scribbles some symbol on my boarding pass. Then they say "I'm sorry sir, but you've been randomly selected to undergo additional security screening procedures, could you please take your bags and step behind the curtain?" They unpack all my stuff and wipe it down with a cloth to detect nitrates used in explosives, which people like me apparently use to blow up airplanes. Then they throw everything back ... Thats so f@#$ up! I don't know if I'm on the list or not- when I do short notice gigs, I get the whole "I want to date you secretly" treatment at the airport, but when I fly with two weeks notice, they don't seem to care at all- Although I have to check my guitar now, and I didn't have to do that for years after 9/11. I have to now though, and that pisses me off more than the groping thing at the airport. Go figure, Cat Stevens a terrorist? yeah and the Beach Boys are evil too- Well, Cat Stevens' adopted Muslim name happens to be kinda generic, and in common with a handful of actual terrorists. Thus when he checks in for his flight, Mr. Yusuf Islam gets the royal treatment from the TSA. I'm sure if you Google Cat+Stevens+Terrorist that will bring up the article. On the other hand you can Google Cat+Terrorist, and that will also bring up the story on the first page of search results, as well as a whole bunch of disturbingly cute images from people who like to let their pets play with their guns. |
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