Knightley Anorexia Cure


	Knightley Anorexia Cure

ColoradoRight

9-12-2008 3:17 PM

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humor, baby, anorexia

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9-12-2008 3:40 PM

carrerinyes

Please choose the sandwich!

9-12-2008 8:13 PM

merrie

It's very unlikely that she could even get pregnant, due to
her anorexia issues.

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For years, Knightley has been <A href="http://defamer.com/hollywood/when-the-camera-takes-off-40-lbs/tabloid-ordered-to-pay-keira-knightley-6000-for-observing-her-dangerously-low-weight-263463.php">fending off rumors</A> about her bony physique, though now, the <A href="http://defamer.com/5047435/keira-knightley-and-david-letterman-find-in-each-other-a-mixed-squatting-doubles-partner">squatting</A> star believes she's <A href="http://entertainment.sg.msn.com/Celebrity-Gossip/article.aspx?cp-documentid=1670793">hit upon a plan</A> that will silence her critics once and for all:</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://defamer.com/5049020/keira-knightleys-foolproof-plan-to-battle-anorexia-rumors-pregnancy">'The Duchess' actress - who is often criticised for her slim figure - believes she would get a break from her detractors if she had a baby.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://defamer.com/5049020/keira-knightleys-foolproof-plan-to-battle-anorexia-rumors-pregnancy">She said: 'That's a good reason to have a kid. 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