Tell at a glance how full the USB drive is by how fat it is...even when turned off!

Hmmm... with lots of data and the right placement in my pocket, this could become an aphrodisiac for the opposite sex.

BBW, that thing's like two inches long. What are you saying?

ACK! I was referring to the bulk of it, not the length damn it!

I guess I kind of left myself open there eh?

I only said that becasue you're my friend.

you're my friend.

Do I sense sarcasm in there?

if so... then BITE ME!

if not, then as your friend, I say bite me anyway!

LOL

No - OK, maybe 3 to 7 % sarcasm.

One has to ask.... why would you want something you're buying to be small in the first place to actually get larger?

Good point.

Because it's a fun toy?

Maybe if they added a vibrating feature to it they could market it as a feminine tech toy? (oh man I hope I don't get backlash for that one)