21 Excuses for not Having Sex


	21 Excuses for not Having Sex

CrazyRedHead

5-7-2008 9:34 AM

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sex, health, humour, humor

CrazyRedHead says:

— You can’t stop thinking about all the stuff you have to do tomorrow, and what you really want to do is find a pencil and a piece of paper.
— You have your teeth-whitening equipment in.
— You are bloody tired.
— You have hiccups.
— He hasn’t shaved.
— You think the heating might still be on. It is unbelievably hot.
— It is too cold to risk the duvet moving at all.

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5-7-2008 9:59 AM

debbyski

hahahahhaahahaha,
Just give me an excuse TO have sex

5-7-2008 11:17 AM

JohnWaterman

Aaah.... deja vu. It's my second marriage.

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