Classics from The Onion


	Classics from The Onion

Brimstone

5-12-2008 7:52 AM

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Brimstone says:

Bill needs an Heir:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/clinton_chastises_hillary_for

Angels Vs. Aliens:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28937

Suddam Sex Scandal:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28947

Mid-life Crises:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28962

The Best a Man Can get:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Some articles I found funny

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5-13-2008 1:39 AM

Brimstone

I really think the Sudanese one is in a bit of bad taste, but its so funny

5-22-2008 2:22 PM

carrerinyes

Love The Onion!

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