How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you


	How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

Lexica

11-13-2008 2:52 PM

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cats, funny

Lexica says:

Sure, they look cute and harmless, but we all know there's a giant conspiracy going on among the little fuzzfaces.

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11-13-2008 3:11 PM

Kelika

I always know what my cat is thinking when he's staring at me: "If I were only 40 lbs heavier, you'd be lunch!"

Fun Clip! Thanks, Lexica!

11-13-2008 4:47 PM

abailart

11-13-2008 5:41 PM

bignosemousie

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you? Trust me, your cat IS trying to kill you.

11-13-2008 7:32 PM

Rustee

Damn, apparently my cat is plotting all the time.

11-14-2008 12:44 AM

democratsarefascists

Seriously.
Isn't it safer just to assume they are?

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