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	Food Humor
pdanzis
6-15-2009 10:23 AM
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art, culture, philosophy, humor
pdanzis says:
A little humor for a Monday AM - just love those M&M 's.
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6-16-2009 11:52 AM
Jorjor
Trichinosis - n. - a pig's answer to the proponents of porcophagy

-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
6-16-2009 12:03 PM
bignosemousie
mmmmm bacon.
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