Britain running out of Cocks


	Britain running out of Cocks

clip-on-tie

3-29-2009 10:47 AM

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Britain experiences cock shrinkage.

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3-29-2009 12:49 PM

cakebelly

Nonsense. I know one or two 'Cocks', several 'Pricks' and dozens of 'Wankers'.

3-30-2009 1:07 PM

tanyamm

Spelling is different but the pronunciation is similar but my Dr.'s last name is Cox.

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<DIV class="ff_img_fix"><IMG width="450" height="250" border="1" alt="phone book" src="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/phonebook_450x250.jpg" /><BR /><DIV class="caption">Britain is suffering from a lack of Cocks
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A study found the number of people with the name Cock shrank to 785 last year from 3,211 in 1881, those called Balls fell to 1,299 from 2,904 and the number of Deaths were reduced to 605 from 1,133.
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People named Smellie decreased by 70 percent, Dafts by 51 percent, Gotobeds by 42 percent, Shufflebottoms by 40 percent, and Cockshotts by 34 percent, said Richard Webber, visiting professor of geography at King's College, London. 
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