10 Signs Your Co-Worker May Be An Alien

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	10 Signs Your Co-Worker May Be An Alien

ColoradoRight

1-27-2009 11:02 AM

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1-27-2009 12:28 PM

ofcapri

OMG, I think I'm one of them.

1-27-2009 9:50 PM

merrie

That explains where all our jobs went.

1-28-2009 4:40 PM

tanyamm

Gee, I always thought I was so discrete.

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/eada2d81-e018-4fb3-a56a-2decef72520e/0EF0DAF9-1F75-4A67-A61A-D4C47E1ADFFE/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/" href="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/" style="font-size: 11px;">weeklyworldnews.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/weeklyworldnews.com/img/B9A90FD1-BC9C-4A6A-9AE1-03155EACA7F7" alt="aliencoworker" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><STRONG>1. Weird or mismatched clothes.</STRONG> “Often aliens don’t fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers,”</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><STRONG>2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><P><STRONG>3. Bizarre sense of humor.</STRONG> Aliens who don’t understand earthly humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell jokes that no one understands, said Steiger.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><P><STRONG>4. Takes frequent sick days.</STRONG> An alien mightneed extra time off to “rejuvenate its energy,” said Dr. Thomas Easton, a theoretical biologist and futurist.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><STRONG>5. Keeps a hand-written or online diary.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><STRONG>6. Misuses everyday items.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><STRONG>7. Constant questions about customs of co-workers.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><P><STRONG>8. Secretive about personal life-style and home.</STRONG> “An alien won’t discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends,” said Steiger. <STRONG></STRONG></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><STRONG>9. Frequently talks to himself. </STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/10-signs-your-co-worker-is-an-alien/"><STRONG>10. 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