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onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">You Are Addicted to Tea When:<BR IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }" /></H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793">The word “warmth” always reminds you of Tea and Tea only</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">You tend to notice the cup of tea first and then the holder of the cup!</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">You prefer to talk to tea rather than to a person, when you are the most depressed in life!</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">You sort of agitated when some one mentions the name coffee</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">You have your morning tea, mid-morning tea, afternoon tea, mid afternoon tea, evening tea, night tea and mid night tea, quite a few cups of tea in between…</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">You still feel that you haven't had enough of tea on any given day!</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">You call your son as Tea Michael and your daughter as Tea Hilton</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">Your wife can get any of her wishes granted from you by just showing you a cup of tea!</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">You are friendly with any one, whose name starts with a T</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">Your car number plate carries the name TEA and then the number of your car</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">You wouldn't mind going for long walks, carrying a flask full of tea!</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">You would like to hear the word tea often in your conversations</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/You-are-Addicted-to-Tea-When.82793"><LI value="0" IEtoW3C_onevent="[object Object]" addEventListener="function addEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) { onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type] = {capture:[],bubble:[]}; //Set base listener to fire off custom event handling flow, but only for the "native" //events, since there's no use in having IE listen for events that will never be fired. //We cache a reference to the handler function so we can remove the listener during teardown if(type in nativeEvents) { var thisRef = this; if(!this.IEtoW3C_listen) this.IEtoW3C_listen = {/*evtType : handler*/}; var lstn = this.IEtoW3C_listen[type] = function() { handleEvent(thisRef) }; if(this.attachEvent) this.attachEvent("on"+type, lstn); else this["on"+evtType] = lstn; //IE Mac } } var wrapper = new ListenerWrapper(this, listener); this.removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture); //avoid duplicates var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; list[list.length] = wrapper; }" removeEventListener="function removeEventListener(type,listener,useCapture) { var onevent = this.IEtoW3C_onevent[type]; if(!onevent) return; var list = (useCapture) ? onevent.capture : onevent.bubble; for(var i=0; i<list.length; i++) { //remove any instances of handler from list: if(list[i].listener === listener) { for(var j=i; j<list.length-1; j++) list[j] = list[j+1]; list.length--; } } }" dispatchEvent="function dispatchEvent(evt) { if(!evt.type) throw new EventException(EventException.UNSPECIFIED_EVENT_TYPE_ERR); evt.target = evt.currentTarget = this; handleEvent(this,evt); }">On your death bed, your final words shall be TEA!</LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/0E34FA43-5278-423A-A3E3-EC39E1F491DC/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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