 swampfoxz says: If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” Let me copy some of those, it's coming up fast for me..lol I heard something once that sounded right said by someone who was at least 50 "I wish I knew half of what I thought I knew when I was 20." "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." Reminded me of the warning against having caffeine too close to bedtime. While it may be possible to nod off, sleep can be patchy because of caffeine's diuretic properties i.e. just when the brain is settling, the body reminds us that we could spring a leak. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.Think you were young again, having a wet dream. Sticky. Now, not that I'd know or can't remember, I think? Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.Brilliant. Someone too, all by himself, thought this up. Ha ha You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.The opposite works too. My big mouth got me in trouble when I was asked did I not notice that another female was pregnant, which in the circumstance would explain everything/her behaviour. Like a Muppet I genuinely replied that I thought she was just fat. A case of honesty NOT being the best policy. If this hasn't made sense then say so. At this stage I can't see my skin getting any thicker so fire away. I think I've had more kick from this clip than if you told me Bush had died and gone to heaven. Well, ... Pokkets: "Reminded me of the warning against having caffeine too close to bedtime. While it may be possible to nod off, sleep can be patchy because of caffeine's diuretic properties i.e. just when the brain is settling, the body reminds us that we could spring a leak." thats right! No matter how much we wish mind over matter could work in those wee hours [ pun intended ] the ergonomic system lets us know we cannot postpone it. [ quite frankly I would rather be sleeping!] Righthand: " Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. Brilliant. Someone too, all by himself, thought this up. Ha ha" My sentiments exactly. This is my personal favorite.  Love it! Glad I found something we all can relate to.Take care people. I like the Last one This is a really cool list. Where did you find it? LMAOAROTF!!!!!!!!! Now that has got to be one of the funniest clips that I ever saw. Fantastic clip! POP POP POP They all were good and so very true!! Love it I also learned that God does not listen when you are losing money on a slot machine in Vegas.Only when you need your wife to be asleep when you come home too late from the bar with your buds and you really don't need to hear it.God pulls through for ya. funny but true especially that waitress thing.... so not nice you ever notice how close "take a meeting" is to "take a beating"? of course, you can make use of that; if you really need to get up early and you are afraid you might sleep through the alarm, drink a lot of water just before you go to bed. What a way to start a day and I also wish I knew 8 years ago what I know now. I have decided to take notice of the one about not confusing your career with your life, anyone else out there that also says just one more week of working until midnight and coming in at 6 again just to realize I forgot my son's hat that had to be made for daycare tomorrow? And I always say this is the last time..... Anyway great kickstart to the day. Good clips interesting and makes you think. |
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