CHILDREN TO BE TAUGHT WHY WOMEN ARE OUT OF THEIR MINDS

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	CHILDREN TO BE TAUGHT WHY WOMEN ARE OUT OF THEIR MINDS

ratilfar

10-29-2008 11:09 AM

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boys, girls, school, practice, sex, ed, since i should have know but never bothered to lea

ratilfar says:

Wish I had those courses went I was at school. Sometimes educational reform comes a tad to late.

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10-29-2008 11:50 AM

polymath22

Women fail when they take a man and hope to change him.

Men fail when they take a woman and hope she stays the same.

PRO TIP: understanding men is NOT complicated. Yes, he usually has an ulterior motive; sex.

10-29-2008 12:10 PM

ratilfar

Amen!

10-29-2008 2:54 PM

Brimstone

I wish i knew what i know now, when i was younger

10-29-2008 7:55 PM

I Google Myself

HEY!!

10-29-2008 8:55 PM

ratilfar

Hey you!

Wait....

What....

10-30-2008 2:04 AM

darkeforce

Women usually have an ulterior motive, too; driving him out of his mind.

10-30-2008 2:21 AM

tanyamm

How can a woman drive a man out of his mind? Doesn't he have to have one in the first place?

10-30-2008 2:30 AM

dulios

Tanya, you rock!

10-30-2008 2:57 AM

darkeforce

He does, until he loses it to the first woman he meets.

10-30-2008 8:58 AM

tabsey

Thus rendering him unable to answer to "Why her?"

10-30-2008 9:51 AM

Satchamo

Just had to sign up for the weekly emails. That British since of humor! ROFLMAO

10-31-2008 12:15 AM

Brimstone

Darkeforce u work straight into that one!
Quick wit tanya

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