Funniest political quotes (UK)


	Funniest political quotes (UK)

queerty

5-17-2008 1:19 PM

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queerty says:

Numbers two and three are my personal favourites!

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5-17-2008 6:01 PM

righthand

4) Robin Cook: "They found more dangerous chemicals in Coca-Cola's Dasani mineral water than they did in the whole of Iraq."

Great man.

5-19-2008 9:27 PM

tanyamm

I like Margaret Thatcher's quote.

5-19-2008 9:38 PM

Socratoad

4) Robin Cook: "They found more dangerous chemicals in Coca-Cola's Dasani mineral water than they did in the whole of Iraq."

Great quote from a one of a very small handful of recent British politicians who managed to avoid having his spine removed.

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