Nihilist Chewing Gum


	Nihilist Chewing Gum

karokan

6-10-2007 4:45 AM

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6-13-2007 10:34 PM

peacefulamazon

i hate gum. this makes me want to chew it and hate it.

6-16-2007 4:55 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color:#000000;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/2912e1c4-9dd0-47b7-b534-16377a993f17/0C12CD1B-EA6C-431A-8979-4526837F2934/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html" href="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.stupid.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.stupid.com/img/C4F27BB4-39C6-40E5-ABC4-1F427D04CD1E" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.stupid.com/img/CBC51815-0478-4463-B60B-9E1F3F9FA387" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color="#ffffff" size="4">This gum has no flavor. It is as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, it is a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color="#ffffff" size="4">If you agree with any of the above statements, then Nihilist gum is for you. (If you agree with ALL of the statements, then stop reading this page and <U>seek professional help immediately</U>.) </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color="#ffffff" size="4">Nihilist Chewing Gum does not taste like cherries or grapes. It does not taste like peppermint or wintergreen or spearmint. It does not taste like anything because it's devoid of flavor.  It contains no artificial flavoring and no natural flavoring because it has no flavor. None. Zilch. Nada.  It is somewhat sweet, but that's about it.  The gum comes in a minimalist black box, which contains 14 pieces.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#ffffff size=4>Yes, Nihilist gum really has 
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