20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever


	20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever
Socratoad
5-27-2008 9:33 AM
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5-28-2008 7:57 AM
Rasmus
Suicidal Twin Kills Sister by Mistake
Unable to type any longer:
Fish secretary lodged herself in a pipe
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Virus Says “I luv U”
Russian PC Doctor: “I couldn´t resist”
Couple Slain
Police Suspects Homicide
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Man Jumps Off Bridge
Neither Jumper nor Body Found
5-28-2008 3:09 PM
papananook
Love it--used to work in a newsroom as a copy boy and sportswriter...we were always tryin' to out do each other writing headers for stories and a lot of funny stuff never got past the editor--but we cracked him up a lot.
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