20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever


	20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever

Socratoad

5-27-2008 9:33 AM

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5-28-2008 7:57 AM

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5-28-2008 3:09 PM

papananook

Love it--used to work in a newsroom as a copy boy and sportswriter...we were always tryin' to out do each other writing headers for stories and a lot of funny stuff never got past the editor--but we cracked him up a lot.

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