Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

1.

We're related.
2.

God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's Moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

1.

My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2.

I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.

They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

1.

His last name.
2.

She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3.

Does he make at least $800 a y...

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

1.

We're related.
2.

God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's Moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

1.

My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2.

I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.

They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

1.

His last name.
2.

She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3.

Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your Dad?

1.

My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2.

She got too old to do anything else with him.
3.

My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1.

Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof ball.
2.

Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.

I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What's the difference between Moms and Dads?

1.

Moms work at work and work at home, and Dads just go to work at work.
2.

Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.

Dads are taller and stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4.

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Who's the boss at your house?

1.

Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof ball.
2.

Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.

I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What's the difference between Moms and Dads?

1.

Moms work at work and work at home, and Dads just go to work at work.
2.

Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.

Dads are taller and stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4.

Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1.

Mothers don't do spare time.
2.

To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1.

On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2.

Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.