<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/7bf1b5bf-638f-4ffc-8296-58f3fa642edb/0AE22F10-5A5A-4BA8-8177-7122565C4DEF/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5091599.shtml" href="http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5091599.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">www.topfive.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5091599.shtml"><OL><STRONG><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color="black"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman" color="black"><B> </B></FONT></FONT></B></STRONG><P></P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color="black"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman" color="black"><LI value="16"><STRONG><B><B> Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="15"><STRONG><B><B> Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="14"><STRONG><B><B> Always lands on her spleen. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="13"><STRONG><B><B> Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="12"><STRONG><B><B> Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="11"><STRONG><B><B> No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="10"><STRONG><B><B> Anna Nicole Smith fits through your kitty door without the aid of lubricants. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="9"><STRONG><B><B> Catfood dish replaced with Rush Limbaugh trough. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="8"><STRONG><B><B> Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pants suit. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="7"><STRONG><B><B> It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="6"><STRONG><B><B> "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="5"><STRONG><B><B> Larry King keeps trying to kiss it full on the lips. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="4"><STRONG><B><B> Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="3"><STRONG><B><B> He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull. </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="2"><STRONG><B><B> Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed. </B></B></STRONG><P></P><P><STRONG><B><B><FONT color="#990033"><EM>and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Overweight...</EM></FONT> </B></B></STRONG></P><P></P></LI><LI value="1"><STRONG><B><B> Has more chins than lives. </B></B></STRONG></LI></FONT></FONT></OL></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/0AE22F10-5A5A-4BA8-8177-7122565C4DEF/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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