The Top 16 Signs Your Cat is Overweight


	The Top 16 Signs Your Cat is Overweight

LorisKnight

9-29-2007 8:11 AM

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			</B></FONT></FONT></B></STRONG><P></P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color="black"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman" color="black"><LI value="16"><STRONG><B><B> Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="15"><STRONG><B><B> Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="14"><STRONG><B><B> Always lands on her spleen.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="13"><STRONG><B><B> Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="12"><STRONG><B><B> Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="11"><STRONG><B><B> No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="10"><STRONG><B><B> Anna Nicole Smith fits through your kitty door without the aid of lubricants.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="9"><STRONG><B><B> Catfood dish replaced with Rush Limbaugh trough.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="8"><STRONG><B><B> Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pants suit.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="7"><STRONG><B><B> It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="6"><STRONG><B><B> "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="5"><STRONG><B><B> Larry King keeps trying to kiss it full on the lips.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="4"><STRONG><B><B> Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="3"><STRONG><B><B> He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="2"><STRONG><B><B> Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
			</B></B></STRONG><P></P><P><STRONG><B><B><FONT color="#990033"><EM>and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Overweight...</EM></FONT>  
			</B></B></STRONG></P><P></P></LI><LI value="1"><STRONG><B><B> Has more chins than lives.
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