Protective wall around England


	Protective wall around England

Rashid Malik

11-15-2007 3:39 PM

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11-15-2007 11:54 PM

raven714

That's funny!

11-16-2007 2:14 AM

mickfinn

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a pint of bitter.

The barman stares at him and says: 'Wow, that's strange, we have a whisky here named after you.''

The horse looks at him and says: ''What, Steven?''

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