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	Universal Truths

thisnamecantbetaken

11-17-2008 4:17 PM

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11-18-2008 2:35 AM

abailart

There arefew things as gratifying as poking a fire with a stick.

11-19-2008 3:17 PM

carrerinyes

Bring o the stick!

11-19-2008 4:47 PM

polymath22

The car never breaks down on a nice day.

11-19-2008 5:56 PM

ofcapri

@abailart - Yes,sorta a mesmerizing therapy, especially if you been smoking the peace pipe. You may not know what I mean, but then you may know! Does anybody know? But I didn't inhale.

11-19-2008 6:17 PM

I Google Myself

I do remember when a dog ran into our school yard!

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