Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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	Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

wildcat

3-5-2007 5:44 AM

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3-5-2007 8:07 PM

debbyski

3-6-2007 3:06 AM

mugofcoffee

why at all the poor chicken had crossed the road?

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/e37193f2-d38f-4566-bd69-57497529b1ae/0A6589AC-C970-4DD5-A06F-6E2689CA938C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html" href="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html" style="font-size: 11px;">homepage.mac.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html"><B>Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html"><P><B>Douglas Adams: </B>Forty-two.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html"><P><B>Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador):</B> The chicken did
      not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't
      even have a chicken.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html"><P><B>Aristotle:</B> To actualize its potential.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html"><P><B>Buddha:</B> If you ask this question, you deny your own
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      crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our
      side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it
      is against us. There is no middle ground here.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html"><P><B>Bill Clinton: </B>I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
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      most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic,
      unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an
      herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians
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