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	ENGLISH IS TOUGH STUFF

blackcatxiii

3-2-2007 2:04 AM

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3-4-2007 2:16 PM

Sorgalim

This is so true...

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</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.frivolity.com/teatime/Songs_and_Poems/english_is_tough_stuff.html"><P>                Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.<BR /><DIV>
                So shall I!  Oh hear my prayer.</DIV>
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.frivolity.com/teatime/Songs_and_Poems/english_is_tough_stuff.html"><P>                Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,<BR /><DIV>
                Friend and fiend, alive and live.</DIV>
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Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.<BR /><DIV>
                My advice is to give up!!!</DIV>

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