The funniest review I have ever read on Amazon.com


	The funniest review I have ever read on Amazon.com

alanocu

1-29-2008 3:28 AM

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1-29-2008 6:06 AM

abailart

Great. Some of the amazon customer reviews i read for cameras are hilarious, others furious, some indicative of severe and enduring emotional distress!

1-29-2008 8:56 AM

Deepti

I'm sure the Electrolux has the sucking power of 1,000 Kevin Federlines

ROTFLMAO

1-29-2008 10:29 AM

alanocu

i was laughing so hard at 3 o'clock this morning, my poor cat got up and walked out of the room!

1-29-2008 10:45 AM

bignosemousie

Death spores, ha! Funny one, Alan.

1-30-2008 12:49 AM

michaelwong38

You had me at 1K K-Feds too. I actually signed up for an account cause I wanted to come up with something better, but I only managed to come up with something true.

"The Electrolux Oxygen Ultra has more sucking power than Windows Vista. Oh wait, no it doesn't."

1-30-2008 1:43 PM

ljsdesign

ROTFLMAO!

2-3-2008 6:55 PM

scarecrow2007

hahahaha

2-17-2008 5:29 AM

CoviwinklesNo1Fan

LOL!

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