86 rules of drinking


	86 rules of drinking
UpStateMike
3-12-2007 5:06 PM
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drinking, social, beer, booze, rules, funny
UpStateMike says:
Some good words of wisdom for people that don't know any better. REad through these and try to follow them instead of looking like an ass at the bar.
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/e50b995a-b6af-4bff-a298-1d55922a3f9b/094EECF5-0C15-4CFF-B248-181E568E7EF4/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm" href="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm" style="font-size: 11px;">www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/img/53C787C8-6D12-4FF4-A47E-85A831B26915" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><STRONG><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000">1. 
                            If you owe someone money, always pay them back in 
                            a bar. Preferably during happy hour.</FONT></STRONG></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG><IMG width="200" height="227" align="left" src="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/shot-talk.jpg" /></STRONG></FONT><FONT size="+3" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>3. 
                            Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer 
                            a toast.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG>9. 
                            Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and 
                            a smile.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>14. 
                            If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, 
                            she does not like you.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+3" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG><IMG width="170" height="213" align="right" src="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/sassy-lady.jpg" /></STRONG></FONT><FONT size="+3" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>15. 
                            If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, 
                            she still might not like you.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG>16. 
                            If she buys you a drink, she likes you.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>20. 
                            Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever 
                            be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>26. 
                            If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once 
                            per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, 
                            do not approach him again. If he does play it, do 
                            not approach him again.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>28. 
                            If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink 
                            in a bar. Go to the liquor store.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG><IMG width="200" height="248" align="left" src="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/free-drink.jpg" /><FONT size="+3">30. 
                            Never complain about the quality or brand of a free 
                            drink.</FONT></STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG>33. 
                            The only thing that tastes better than free liquor 
                            is stolen liquor.</STRONG></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/094EECF5-0C15-4CFF-B248-181E568E7EF4/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>