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	Horoscope Humor

CrazyRedHead

5-12-2007 9:37 AM

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5-15-2007 6:32 AM

kwonsu

What about those born between Mar 21 and May 20? And between Dec 22 and Jan 18?
You left all the "horned animal" signs out (Capricorn, Aries and Taurus).

Just a coincidence?

5-15-2007 7:04 AM

fudzzz

Kwonsu, I can tell you your horoscope without knowing your sign.

You read into things a bit too much. You are likely to become more paranoid as every day passes. Soon after making a conspiratorial comment to a clip, your uncanny talent will be discovered and you will end up as a script writer for a brand new season of X-Files.

You have been warned.
**Commence whistling of X-Files music - To teh to tehh teeeeeee tehhh**

5-15-2007 7:10 AM

CrazyRedHead

LOL fudzzz

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