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	Funny Quotes

Harrison

12-20-2006 10:28 AM

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Harrison says:

Why is it that people never listen to what you say until it's called a quote?

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12-20-2006 10:50 PM

dataphool

this is great fun

12-21-2006 12:14 AM

coconutshell

Why is it that people never listen to what you say until it's called a quote?

Because they don't think you're smart enough to come up with what the quote was about. Or they don't trust you.

That's my best bet.

12-21-2006 12:51 PM

pishisaurus

Write them on a tablet and you got a new religion.

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