Mexican donkey jailed
The ass bit and kicked two men. "The animal was locked up in a holding pen normally used for keeping drunks off the streets after it lashed out at the pair at a ranch in Chiapas state," according to this report. Now that's justice.

And in other Going Postal news...Sulu marries gay partner
George Takei, most commonly known by his Star Trek name Mr. Sulu, married his gay partner of 21 years in California. ""He helped me care for my ailing mother who lived with us for the last years of her life. He is my love and I can't imagine life without him." Sulu says.

A lot of funny visuals going through my head. Chasing goats, jailing a donkey, and turkeys crashing through windows..... All the sudden my life seems so dull.

During the time I lived on Maui, we had twenty cats, three
dogs, 8 geese, two goats and a giant rabbit. We lived in a
rural area with almost 2/3 acre. Anyways, I used to let
the goats out of their yard to graze in the big yard. I'd
put them on a 10 ft. chain attached to a stake in the ground. One time, Dixie got "spooked" and she took off
running until she reached the end of the chain. She did a
flying cart-wheel in the air and pulled the stake out a bit and bent it. She wasn't hurt, but that was pretty scary for me! Goats are unbelievably strong.

"The ass bit and kicked two men." boy- that sounds so funny!

The turkey story appealed to my sense of humour; but it is sad that the people reacted to a "terrorist" attack.