Signs you're a fundamentalist christian


	Signs you're a fundamentalist christian

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7-16-2007 12:28 AM

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<B><FONT size="4">10</FONT></B> - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other 
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm"><DIV>
<B><FONT size="4">9</FONT></B> - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved 
from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we 
were
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<B><FONT size="4">6</FONT></B> - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods 
sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit 
impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to 
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those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will 
spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.  And yet consider your religion 
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